How to be The Perfect Girl
By Lexi Lugo
Welcome to the world girl
You can look all you want
But don’t you dare reach out and take any of it
It is not yours to take
You were born into a world
A dog-eat-dog world
A he chews you up and spits you out world
You’ll never get a job but
You’ll spend everyday working
Your xx chromosomes decided your future for you
We’re just here to make sure it goes to plan
Step 1. The Perfect face
It’s not society that's ugly
You are
Buy all the makeup
Enough foundation will cover up any imperfection
Contour until your face until all you are
Is a shadow with eyes
Get all of the surgeries
A face full of botox can hide all of your feelings
Quick!
Before the good men get away
Anything so you don’t look like you
Step 2. The Perfect Body
Think about storybook tales
They were your gospel
Every girl was so light she could float
The kingdom won’t allow any plus-size princesses
How will you get the perfect guy
If he can’t sweep you off your feet?
Step 3. The Perfect Mind
None
Nothing is more attractive on a girl
Then when she closes her mouth
And only resists in her head